i just wanna soil my oats bro
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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