She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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