if you like me you must not know who I am
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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