i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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