normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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