If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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