P.S. I can't hear my feet
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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