aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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