Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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