What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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