Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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