Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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