i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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