Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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