I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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