Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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