Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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