No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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