I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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