you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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