would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I am spending my child support on dildos
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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