Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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