he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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