3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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