So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
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True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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