i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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