You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
