I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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