Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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