Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
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I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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