So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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