That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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