I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
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I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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