And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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