I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
