Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
do nipples grow back?
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