In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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