You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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