It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
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