I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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