Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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