and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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