I think i sorta joined a cult last night
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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