I want to have your abortion
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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