just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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