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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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