Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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