We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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