So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
