Sry I called you an 8
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Randomize
