At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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