i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I'm having to shit out rocks
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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