HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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