Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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