How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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