Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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