Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
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i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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